April 2009
12 posts
Apr 30th
A Poll, of sorts
Being a relative newcomer to the whole ‘tell jokes on twitter and that’s basically it’ crowd, I’m curious about something.  Several of my small number of followers here make regular appearances on the Favrd leaderboard, which would indicate a non-trivial number of followers. So, my question/request: If you were charged with writing a single toot with the sole intention of...
Apr 30th
If somebody could do me a solid
Just take this crowbar and bash my head in. Just bash it right in.
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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“Past Lives” by The Bronx Punk rock the way it ought to be.
Apr 29th
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The kind of song that makes me warm and emo inside. Or whatever.
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
This is apparently where I can post about bowel movements whose descriptions require more than 140 characters. This will be even less amusing than me on twitter and will probably contain artsy photos and images and long, scathing rants directed at people whom I will never see again. Like that prick at Peet’s who took the last community copy of that hippy mag.
Apr 27th