Being a relative newcomer to the whole ‘tell jokes on twitter and that’s basically it’ crowd, I’m curious about something.  Several of my small number of followers here make regular appearances on the Favrd leaderboard, which would indicate a non-trivial number of followers.

So, my question/request:

If you were charged with writing a single toot with the sole intention of causing the greatest number of people to stop following you, what would it be?

I think this challenge may be a little bit more difficult that it seems at first.  After all, many of us (myself included) make off-color or offensive jokes on twitter because, well, that’s the thing we like to do.  So, it’s entirely possible that your toot will be taken as a joke, as most of the other toots are.  This is just my own interpretation of the question/problem.  How meta.

Anyway, I’d love to hear what you guys think of this.  And since many of you enjoy the audience of several other heavy-favrd-hitters (which I currently do not), reblogging this would be appreciated - I’m *very* curious to hear what you guys come up with.